گروه آموزشي زبان انگليسي تبادكان مشهد

Think about this.......

tabadkanengdep — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:38:09 GMT

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

قابل توجه همكاران گرامي و مدرسان زبان

tabadkanengdep — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:19:38 GMT

به حول و قوه الهي كتاب " فرهنگ موضوعي دانش آموز" نوشته غلامرضا تاتاري سرگروه زبان منطقه تبادكان توسط انتشارات ضريح آفتاب مشهد به چاپ رسيد. خوشبختانه با استقبال خوبي روبرو شد و چاپ اول (2000 جلد)اين كتاب در عرض يك هفته به فروش رسيد.انشاء الله چاپ دوم ظرف 1 ماه آينده عملي خواهد شد. با تشكر از حسن نيت و اعتماد شما

Teacher's Day Poem

tabadkanengdep — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:30:59 GMT

Using Teachers Appreciation Day poem for wishing your teacher is a good idea. Read on for a Teacher's Day poem as a form of teacher's appreciation. It is the perfect poetry for Teachers' Day.

Teachers

Teachers
Paint their minds
And guide their thoughts
Share their achievements
and advise their faults

Inspire a Love
Of knowledge and truth
As you light the path
Which leads our youth

For our future brightens
With each lesson you teach
Each smile you lengthen
Each goal you help reach

For the dawn of each poet
Each philosopher and king
Begins with a Teacher
And the wisdom they bring.

By Kevin William Huff.

Best Teacher Poem

tabadkanengdep — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:24:47 GMT

A number of best teacher poems are available today. Given below is a favorite teacher poem. Read on for special teacher poetry.

Wonderful Teacher
With a special gift for learning
And with a heart that deeply cares,
You add a lot of love
To everything you share,
And even though
You mean a lot,
You'll never know how much,
For you helped
To change the world
Through every life you touched.
You sparked the creativity
In the students whom you taught,
And helped them strive for goals
That could not be bought,
You are such a special teacher
That no words can truly tell
However much you're valued
For the work you do so well.

--Author Unknown

some well-known Quotations for Teacher's Day

tabadkanengdep — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:22:16 GMT

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. --Author Unknown
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition. -Jacques Barzun
Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more. --Bob Talbert
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple. --Amos Bronson Alcott
Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures. --Eugene P. Bertin
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. --William Arthur Ward
A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image. --Author Unknown
What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. --Karl Menningervv
The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called "truth." --Dan Rather
In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years. --Jacques Barzun
Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. --Author Unknown
The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book. --Author Unknown
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." --Henry Brooks Adams
"Teachers, I believe, are the most responsible and important members of society because their professional efforts affect the fate of the earth." --Helen Caldicott, author and peace activist
Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher." --Japanese proverb
"The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards." --Anatole France
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. --Aristotle
A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money --Author unknown

tabadkanengdep — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:42:02 GMT

Short Stories for Low Intermediate ESL Learners

tabadkanengdep — Sun, 27 May 2007 07:16:05 GMT

Short Stories for Low Intermediate ESL Learners

Another Jealous Girlfriend

Brushing and Flossing

Carbon Monoxide

Destruction of Iraq

Does Garlic Mean Garlic?

Have You Seen This Man?

Hollywood Stars and Tourists

Horses to Ride

Hospitals Can Make You Sick

Provider Overbills Customer

Shopping Carts Everywhere

Shopping for Bargains

Towns Hit by Snowstorms

Trick or Treat

English Riddles

tabadkanengdep — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:34:18 GMT

Read the following English language riddles and test out your reading comprehension and reasoning by trying to work out the answer.

Riddle # 1

What part of the body has the most rhythm?

Riddle # 2

A farmer combined 2 compost heaps with 3 others. How many compost heaps does he have?

Riddle # 3

Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Australia ?

Riddle # 4

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

Riddle # 5

What odd number becomes even when beheaded?

Riddle # 6

Why is the letter E like London?

Riddle # 7

What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself?

Riddle # 8

"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

Riddle # 9

"I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."

فال چینی(فال خود را بگیرید)

tabadkanengdep — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:12:58 GMT

Questions:

1. One day you will have a travel, where do you prefer to go?
A. Forest B. Waterfall C. Rock D. Hotel E.Camp F. Lake

2. If you have a rest, what will you do?
A. Reading B. Listening to the radio C. Watching TV
D. Looking at your idol's photo and imagining E. Sleeping in the bed

3. What is your favorite color?
A. Grey B. Blue C. Brown D. Red
E. Green F. Black G. Purple H. Yellow

4. If there's a lake in front of you, what do you think in the lake?
A. Boat B. Leaf C. Swan D. Petal

5. What is your favorite fruit?
A. Grape B. Apple C. Pear D. Orange E. Banana F. Cherry
G. Melon H. Papaya I. Pineapple

tabadkanengdep — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:51:19 GMT

1.	Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?	Answer:
2.	What is the poorest bank in the world?	Answer:
3.	What month do soldiers hate?	Answer:
4.	What clothing is always sad?	Answer:
5.	Why is an empty purse always the same?	Answer:
6.	What has four wheels and flies?	Answer:
7.	Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?	Answer:
8.	Why shouldn't you lose your temper?	Answer:
9.	What kind of running means walking?	Answer:
10.	What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator?	Answer:
11.	What can't be used unless broken?	Answer:
12.	What makes opening piano so hard?	Answer:
13.	What two words contain thousands of letters?	Answer:
14.	What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?	Answer:
15.	What has nothing but a head and a tail?	Answer:
16.	Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?	Answer:
17.	What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?	Answer:
18.	How do we know the ocean is friendly?	Answer:
19.	Why should we never ask balloons for advice?	Answer:
20.	What has three hands but only one face?	Answer:
21.	Which can move faster, heat of cold?	Answer:
22.	What weather do mice and rats fear?	Answer:
23.	Who always drives his customers away?	Answer:
24.	Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?	Answer:
25.	Why did banker keep looking up at the sky?	Answer:
26.	What is the longest word in the ٍEnglish language?	Answer:
27.	Why is the letter E so important?	Answer:
28.	Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?	Answer:
29.	What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?	Answer:
30.	What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?	Answer:
31.	Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?	Answer:
32.	Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?	Answer:
33.	Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?	Answer:
34.	What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?	Answer:
35.	What is higher without a head than with a head?	Answer:
36.	When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?	Answer:
37.	Where can you always find money?	Answer:
38.	"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?	Answer:
39.	Why do fish live in water?	Answer:
40.	What kind of party do prisoners like?	Answer:
41.	Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?	Answer:
42.	What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?	Answer:
43.	Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?	Answer:
44.	What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?	Answer:
45.	What will make more noise in your house than a dog?	Answer: