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Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? |
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What is the poorest bank in the world? |
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What month do soldiers hate? |
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What clothing is always sad? |
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Why is an empty purse always the same? |
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What has four wheels and flies? |
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Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? |
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Why shouldn't you lose your temper? |
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What kind of running means walking? |
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What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator? |
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What can't be used unless broken? |
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What makes opening piano so hard? |
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What two words contain thousands of letters? |
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What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge? |
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What has nothing but a head and a tail? |
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Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? |
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? |
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How do we know the ocean is friendly? |
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Why should we never ask balloons for advice? |
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What has three hands but only one face? |
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Which can move faster, heat of cold? |
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What weather do mice and rats fear? |
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Who always drives his customers away? |
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Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one? |
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Why did banker keep looking up at the sky? |
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What is the longest word in the ٍEnglish language? |
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Why is the letter E so important? |
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Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship? |
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What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? |
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What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? |
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Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money? |
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Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why? |
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Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? |
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What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't? |
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What is higher without a head than with a head? |
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When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket? |
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Where can you always find money? |
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"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's? |
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Why do fish live in water? |
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What kind of party do prisoners like? |
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Which has more legs, a cow or no cow? |
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What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? |
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Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars? |
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What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars? |
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What will make more noise in your house than a dog? |
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